Poem: The Banshee -- a bard's tale. Will you please critique this piece?

I'm sure Billy Bob's best friends Lamar Gene and Bubba Jr. would find great humor in reading of his demise (I heard he was still alive but looked like a toad). Next time I see them I'll p this along. They are probably at the saloon drinking rye whiskey... maybe I'll go visit and have a saspirilla.